come with me, come with me we'll travel to... glastonbury?

A fertility clinic in Europe is offering guys free tickets to any music festival in europe in exchange for a cup of their manjuice. sperm for tickets is piloting the offer to a younger age group than usual donors as demand is outstripping supply.

"We are hoping to reach a wider market through these techniques"

jack off in exchange for a ticket to say roskilde, all tomorrows parties, oxegen or even glastonbury?

dude seriously.

Splendours coming up soon....are there any aussie clinics that need any eggs harvested?