Yeh us metal heads really do have to stick together in case we turn gay. Quick lets cover ourselves in copious amounts of Lnyx 'deodorant' and read some smutty magazines just to be sure...
Gosh gabe, you don't know who i am?? That makes me want to cry.... But the beauty of life makes me want to cry even more... excuse me.. *runs off crying*
How can you not know me?! I am one of your brethren, one of your brothers! Surely you've heard of my band; Panic! at the disco?! We are as metal as it gets without being incredibly ugly. We're metal and attractive men!
"I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality."
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Oooh! You is one rate fit honey innit! Oooh boy! Oooh wat a sexy morsel of manhood. Ima gonna tap you good! ;P
Ooh Patty I think I will have to get out the flask of gold glitter for this special occassion. Do I get to watch or am I involved?
Your beauty makes me cry.... I am crying right now, thinking of you and your beautiful soul and your beautiful mind.
Hey beautiful soul is MY line..
Fuck off jesse you don't belong here
....Unless you are willing the dress p in a cupid outfit and stand on the corner of our four poster bed...
Leave him alone you gays.
Us metal boys need to stick together [in a non homosexual way] now lets all say a prayer and go about our business
Yeh us metal heads really do have to stick together in case we turn gay. Quick lets cover ourselves in copious amounts of Lnyx 'deodorant' and read some smutty magazines just to be sure...
ok, first off all, gerard way is in MCR, not a metal band, an emo band. ie: shite.
second, who the f*#k are ed larrikin, sufjan stevens and brendan urie?
third, i have had glitter on me, it doesnt make too much of a difference!
fourth, hahahahahahahahaha!
were you naked when you were doused in glitter?
and how can you not know me? I am one of those which you speak of!
Gosh gabe, you don't know who i am?? That makes me want to cry.... But the beauty of life makes me want to cry even more... excuse me.. *runs off crying*
I so AM metal. I wear black like alll the time....
Mmm.. naked glittery Gabe.. I'd tap that
I already have
JEALOUS!!!
How can you not know me?!
I am one of your brethren, one of your brothers!
Surely you've heard of my band; Panic! at the disco?!
We are as metal as it gets without being incredibly ugly.
We're metal and attractive men!
if i should know who you are remind me.
gerard, emo's wear black all the time too, as do goths, and people with a very limited waredrobe.
the details of my glitter fiasco are not to be shared here.
"I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality."
???
you can chime in on my door anytime Brenden ;)
Hey ed, lets put Gabe in the 'magic position'....
Oh!Oh! Can i be the first to put in my 'major key'????
oh, right, that band. ew.
bring it on.
mmmm.. i can't wait to 'enjoy your rabbit' gabe....
lucky for you, i was a gerbil in a past life...
my rabbit is getting very happy.
OOOOOOOOOH so you dont hate Patrick, you're just in lust gabe?
SEXUAL FRUSTRATION FOR THE WIN!
well sekshool....
im in lust for you tegan. i thought you might be reading and so my rabbit got excited.
sexual frusturation indeed.
....You're still COMING with us though right?
No.. wait he already has.. now us metal guys really can 'stick together'...
only if tegan is involved.
Oh I'm steering clear of this.
I'm sure it might be fun to watch.
will there be greek style wrestling in a pool of milk?
All this talk of coming is getting me far too excited. where has patrick dearest wandered off to?
I'm over here eddy.. Gabe has got me in a headlock.. well, he has my head locked on something...
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL!!
GOD HATES FAGS!!
GPD HATES FAG ENABLERS!!
GOD HATES SWEDEN!!!
FAG ENABLERS!!!
The seed planted by my father, watered by my mother's tears, would prove too hardy a growth to be uprooted even by his eloquence and learning...
Ok this is just getting wierd...
Hold me, Patrick until the storm passes
"WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH PSYCHO"
hahahahahahahahahahaha!
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