TOP 5 USES FOR AN IPOD
(other than listening to music)
1. Use the back as a mirror so you can drop clear-eyes onto your eyeballs (so your mum can't tell you've been smoking pot) without seriously damaging your retinas.
2. Replacement Ninja Stars: Not as sharp, or aerodynamic, but they still pack a punch.
3. Use as a makeshift slide for your guitar so you can bust out your best Harry Manx moves at a party and finally get laid.
4. Use as a pretend mini camera so you can blend in with a crowd of Asian tourists when your on the run from security at Australia Zoo.
5. Use as a bribe for your 6 year old cousin to stop crying after you reverse over he guinea pig with a panel van.
3 comments:
ah ha ha ha. my brilliance astounds me.
it astounds YOUR MUM
your face astounds my mum. when your licking her tender loins...
ok. ew.
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